Swine flu. Run for my life!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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