party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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