it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
All I want is dick and wine.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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