It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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