i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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