4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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