The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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