did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
