Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me

(1-313): View more from Michigan

restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch

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(760): View more from California

Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...

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(205): View more from Alabama

just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I demand visitation hours with the duck.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol

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