How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.