I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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