gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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