Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just had sex bonerless
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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