Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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