i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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