where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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