I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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