When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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