If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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