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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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