In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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