everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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