I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
literally had 100 drinks last night.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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