Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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