well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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