Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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