she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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