We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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