hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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