He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I FOUND THE LEGS
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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