I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Success! We fucked roommates!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
