Christians are straight up FREAKS
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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