Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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