Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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