Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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