he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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