If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
please don't ironically join a cult
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