Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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