Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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