we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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