Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I party with great urgency now.
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