Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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