I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
should my penis look like a turkey
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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