do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
