And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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