My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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