I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Randomize
