Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I love black thongs
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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