is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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