had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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