Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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