I just pynch a tree in the face
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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