I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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