They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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